April 2012
82 posts
WHEN SOMEONE WITH A CLIPBOARD OUTSIDE GRAND ARCADE...
WHEN I GO TO MCDONALDS AT 2AM AFTER CINDIES
The next morning:
WHEN THE COLLEGE ASSHOLE WALKS INTO HALL TALKING...
And I’m just like:
WHEN MY 80-YEAR-OLD SUPERVISOR MAKES AN...
THAT ONE GIRL WHO TOOK A YEAR OFF TO FIND HERSELF
WHEN MY SUPERVISOR ASKS ME IF IVE READ HIS BOOK
WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS THEIR PHONE IN THE LIBRARY...
THE MORNING AFTER ST JOHNS MAY BALL
Later that night:
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS SO...
WHEN IM AT NERO ALL ALONE, WAITING FOR MY FRIEND...
WHEN I WALK INTO COSTA AND SEE MY SUPERVISOR...
WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND AT OXFORD
WHEN YOUR SUPERVISION PARTNER REMINDS THE...
WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR SUPERVISION QUESTION SHEET...
WHEN SOMEONE I BARELY KNOW TELLS ME ABOUT THE JOB...
WHAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO SAY WHEN THE MAN ASKS ME...
WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN AS SOON AS YOU GET OUT OF...
WHEN A GIRL TELLS ME THAT NEWNHAM WAS HER FIRST...
WHEN MY CRUSH TELLS ME HES GOING TO THE SAME BOP...
On the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m like:
WHEN IM WORKING AT THE UL AND A REALLY CUTE GUY...
WHEN MY FRIEND IS THROWING UP AFTER A NIGHT OUT AT...
WHEN I SHOW UP TO LECTURE IN MY PYJAMAS
The other students are like:
But I’m like:
WHEN MY FRIEND AND I GO OUT TO DRINK IN CITY...
And then she ditches me for that cute guy on the rugby team at the pub
And I’m like:
WHEN THE PERSON NEXT TO ME AT FORMAL ASKS IF I...
WHEN MY SUPERVISOR ASKS ME WHY I MISSED LAST WEEKS...
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME HE HAS TO WORK ON HIS...
WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME TO WORK AT THE UL WITH HER...
WHEN I REMEMBER ITS FISH AND CHIPS FRIDAY IN...
WHEN I GET MY BAR TAB AT CINDIES
WHEN IM WORKING AT THE UL AND MY FAVORITE SONG...
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS UP EXAMS WHILE IM TRYING TO...
WHEN I'M INVITED TO A PARTY THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME...
WHEN THE HOMELESS MAN ON SIDNEY STREET ASKS ME FOR...
WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME IF I WANT TO GO TO TRINITY...
WHEN MY FRIEND AND I SEE AN OPEN TABLE AT THE...
WHEN I SEE THAT HOT GUY FROM THE ROWING TEAM...
WHEN MY DISSERTATION IS DUE IN 12 HOURS
WHEN I WALK BY THE CREEPY GUYS WHO STAND OUTSIDE...
WHEN I HAVE TO WALK BY THE HORDES OF TOURISTS ON...
WHEN MY BEDDER WALKS IN AND SEES THE GUY FROM LAST...
WHEN THEY INSIST ON SAYING A 5-MINUTE LATIN PRAYER...
WHEN I HAND IN MY DISSERTATION AND I THINK I'M SO...
But the night ends up like this:
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I'LL HAVE A JOB AFTER I...
WHEN I WAKE UP FROM A LONG NIGHT OF DANCING AT...
WHEN I COMPLETELY SPACE OUT AND THEN MY SUPERVISOR...
And my supervisor is like:
WHEN I WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE UL ONLY TO REALIZE...
WHEN GIVING ADVICE TO INCOMING FRESHERS
But what I really want to say:
WHEN SOMEONE SITS DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME IN AN...
WHEN PEOPLE START TALKING ABOUT THE EXAM RIGHT...
WHEN MY SUPERVISOR TELLS ME I WROTE AN EXCELLENT...
